Ahhh, that good old trimestrial booster for Western men who have lost the last drop of their masculinity back home... Keep it up, folks!

I didn't know Masculinity could be lost, are you speaking from your own experience?

What was indeed dropped back home was Feminism and feminists, and for good, thank God!

saw this. sorry for cut/paste but

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads...

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads...

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads...

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads...

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads...

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads...

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Adding to the above; its now more socially acceptable through global integration and cultural awareness in a males western native country to have an asian girlfriend/wife than ever before, with this acceptance boosted due to the rising status of China in the world and if Mark Zuckerberg can have one, then its totally acceptable.

Interesting that the social acceptability of a western male's having an Asian girlfriend/wife is boosted by the rising status of one Asian nation, or that it all might be influenced by a wealthy/famous American's having one. I think this is indeed probably the case. Global integration has a ways to go yet.

Another advantage of an Asian woman is that she will yell at you until you become a better man. A Western woman will yell at you because you are not fitting some Hollywood fairytale archetype

if zuckerburg can ave one, so can rupert murdoch. oops, she flew the coop. i wonder what that divorce settlement will be. yep and rich dude can have one. unless your a rich local dude, then you can have one in each tier 1/2 city

The feminazi movement has made "Western" women too much of a legal and financial liability. Any sane man should consider them untouchable.

+1 Anon Coward

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I am a man and a feminist and I very much like to touch Western women (or Northern, Southern and Eastern).