Ha haa, valentina's ad is awesome:
"So many lovers, in need of organs"
Now, she could be an organ trafficker...
Or she may have mispelt and meant "orgasms"
Or she may mean that there a lot of women who need cock...
Or... well, I just aren't sure!
She also wants to turn into a deer and be shaken while its dark. Once these feats are accomplished, its go time. But you must be tall, bearded and smell good (what man smells good?) to apply!
Get your mind out of the gutter blobbles. I thought she was talking about poor musicians in need of instruments.
Of course Alex! Sorry for being such a dirty bastard!
Clearly she is in a womans church choir and they need someone to both provide and play the organ. My mistake.
No, my bad. She meant cock.
Valentina does sound great. And I think she meant organs as in "hearts". Call me an old romantic.
Good luck Valentina!
I can't wait to find a Chinese girlfriend. I deserve one since American women do not give me the time of day.
You've got Yellow fever. Ha.Ha.
careful, you might bite off more than you can chew..