I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Hell I like you CAmpo. You can come over to my house and *bleep* my sister.

Hey, Pat Scally, write us a script! We can all play ourselves!

script can be taken from people's posts.

Exactly! We could all be famous! maybe even notorious! An educational experience for local high school students - just think of how much they could learn about the western foreigners living in their midst!

Allen Ginsberg once read a poem in Paris constructed entirely from graffiti taken from the walls of public toilets in the 20 different arrondissements (quarters of the city) of Paris - result was hilarious, clearly presented the culture of the city at street level.

ok, start compiling.

Yeah, but...I don't think Ginsberg was either censored before, or arrested after, the reading...
Maybe do it in Hong Kong? Crowds there will love the digs at the mainland, and will recognize all the foreign characters from their own local history. And I think I could dig up an old contact in the movie industry there...then there's the theme park...

Suggested title: "The Laowai at Home Abroad; or, Barbarians Inside the Gates!'

Neddy Rescues China from Foreign Devils!

He could wear a red sash, like an ambassador.

Theme park - who's that guy with the dwarfs?

that last thread was a classic.
3 neighbors living in an 8th floor apartment complex - campo, neddy, a 90 year old woman.

arguments ensue when the old lady leaves her trash out.