I tried to erase my asshole. Now I have a brown eraser, dang!

Wait, wait, wait... I mean:

Eraser on my asshole
No effect
Brown eraser

A razor on my a...
Reder razor
Another close shave
Hair raising.

@abcdabcd

Thanks for your good advice.

I would like to meet some like-minded people and enjoy it, but I am not in kunming currently :(

@ Liumingke1234

He shits from his mouth, hahaha...

Sunrise is red
Sunset is purple
When I eat pancakes
I like maple surple

Nicy Zhu
is too good
for YOU

your very welcome!

@Texas Boy

nice

I think that I shall never see - - of course

a poem as lovely as a horse

A horse whose hungry mouth is lookin'

fer a scrap of mama's cookin'

A horse that looks at the ground all day

hopin' to find a bale of hay

A horse that may in winter wear

a bunch of scraggly dirty hair

Upon whose withers the sun has beat

and daily is a cowboy's seat

Poems are writ at the wishin' fount

hopin' that God'll give us a Good Mount!!

For Sam: as good-of-a mount as I've ever see'd

"JJ"

The average whale
Grows ninety feet
Yet never walks
Along the street