Forums > Living in Kunming > expat population in Kunming

I said this thread is at it's end!! That's ten years of hard labor for you Tiger. Off you go!

Forums > Food & Drink > Basmati Rice

South-east Asian rice types are vastly inferior to the rice from our glorious country. A single rice paddy approved by the Dear Leader will produce enough rice to feed thousands of our courageous countrymen for years and years and support their eternal battle against the traitors from the South and their subhuman puppet masters from the evil USA.

Forums > Living in Kunming > Good Internet Provider?

That would never happen here! A national intranet is much preferable to the anarchy and confusion on the so-called "free" internet (spit!). Here we have only 6 official websites and that is more than enough. We even had a case of intranet addiction last month. The fella couldn't release himself from the much visited www.korea-dpr.com/ thus missing his daily quote of pebble sorting. Naturally we had to club him to death, problem solved. China could learn much from us.

Forums > Study > Dali University

That would never happen here! University (spit!) is for the weak and feeble minded. True manliness comes from hard physical labour and unwavering belief in the Glorious Nation of the DPRK and it's infallible leadership. Now eat your grass soup and get back to the quarry!

Forums > Living in Kunming > expat population in Kunming

That would never happen here. We club the religious and foreigners to death. Don't even think about what we do to religious foreigners! All I wanna say is that it involves a spoon, a pair of chopsticks and rotten kimchi,,let's leave it at that. The Dear Leader declares this thread at it's end. Move on.