Yo! I am looking for sidekicks and hangarounds for trips to Kundu. I especially need a good experienced holdback-guy, you know, the kind who can hold me back when I pretend to go into a rage and wanna fight someone. For this position you need to have a firm deep voice and be able to shout stuff like "Relax brovva. He isn't worth it" or "Don't do it man,, DON'T. He doesn't know who he's messing with!" whenever it's needed.
I also need a couple of slutty hoes with too much makeup and big butts to accompany me in the lounge sofas. You need to be dressed to blend in with my ghettopimp style. One Chinese chica and a black momma would be great but i'd settle for a Russian babuschka too.
The pay is 250 kuai pr. night out. Peace! Applicants are required to bring their own bling. Gold is preferred. WEST COAST!