Amarula, of course!!!!!!!
A South African liquer
There is no other drink you want more in the entire world.

Not, Eggnog, Southrn Comfort, freaggin moonshine Snake Schnaps, or alligator bladder liquer. These, I may have believed. But of course it is a less known drink just conveniently 1 yahoo click away. Like all you other African [non]facts.

Also you have not responded about any of my rip-off or guanxi questions. [I know you want to answer some half witty comment, that you don't want to lower yourself to my level,...or something like that.]

But in reality you really just don't know any, don't you?

Do you know, that this is one of the main reasons why I think you are a fake. You are trying to sound or appear so exotic that you are leaning over board too much.

It is just far toooooo much my friend, to much to be real. There is not one person on the world that is selling his background or nationality, as much as you do.

Usually, I wouldn't care but somebody shouting at others so loud and being so judgemental, I feel in need to say something. So, apologize me grabbing you by the horns.

By the way, do you know how much a white Zimbabwean would stand out in Kunming? Nobody has ever met or heard of you, in Kunming.

Actually, I don't even have a personal vendetta against you. You are most probably a really nice chap, but trying to sell us the whole "I am African"-thing, while being on others backs, sorry mate. It bothers me.

Maybe I am not right very often but I offer again, I you can proof that you are from [born and raised] Zimbabwe, I'll leave you alone for all eternity. Apologize, screaming it out loud in Salvador what a douche I am for doubting you for one second, and I will buy a cake [I am on an allowance, so it needs to be a cheap and small Chinese cake], which you can throw in my face.

But I know I am right about this. :)

@OP
Besides Napoleon stop pretending.

I would like a bar with a non smoking section. Not because of health reasons [that too] but the stink and nausea from spending more than 5 minutes in a bar.

And most importantly prices. Some of the prices are ridiculous. Some of the most standard drinks in the diviest of bars, have the same price tag than a drink at a 5* hotel, or even a fancy restaurant.

I am happy for you to make a good buck, you took a risk and you deserve a reward, but some of the prices are highly inflated. 400+% on a can of German import beer, or beer Laos, seems a little steep

I an't find my English/Idiot dictionary. Can some translate this for me. I think Trump said it:

"Maybe I am not right very often but I offer again, I you can proof that you are from [born and raised] Zimbabwe, I'll leave you alone for all eternity. Apologize, screaming it out loud in Salvador what a douche I am for doubting you for one second, and I will buy a cake [I am on an allowance, so it needs to be a cheap and small Chinese cake], which you can throw in my face.

But I know I am right about this. :)"

@geezer
uh uh, get back to me when you answer any of my questions.

You really have a selective mind, huh.

Read between the lines, geez.

Of course you can't find your idiot dictionary, you are sitting on it with thumbs up your butt.

Maybe youshould try something more age appropriate for you. Like golf or something.

but I am sure your love interest, Napoleon, will be happy to have you on your side,protecting him.

I'd like to see prices go down on exported beers. Out of interest does anyone know if those Belgian beers are ALL real here or not? I have heard about some spirits being fake, I really hope it's not the beer too! As far as I know the western owned bars have real stuff.

@dudson's: Surely it doesn't matter where geezers from otherwise we'd all be putting our real names and backgrounds on here. Or maybe I'm missing something?

@vicar
It's Napoleon, not geezer.And as I said I don't care where people are from. But in this case; of our undergrown, french autocratic military leader, I have to make an exception.

:-)

Amarula is a well known liquer all over the world. I have had it in Beijing, Europe, even Uzbekistan. But never in Kunming.

As my preferred tipple (not a Zimbabwean drink) I thought, apparently unreasonably, that instead of me getting it from Taobao, that someone could supply it at a bar and give it me in a glass with ice, and a slice of pineapple, and that would be fine.

Pardon me for not knowing anything from Africa would bring me under the 'suspicious characters' charter.

@Napoleon
not suspicious. just fake. it's the desperation of sounding exotic, with knowledge (or the lack of),or some half truth that yahoo or google searches spit out. well, for someone claiming to be a zimbo, you'd expect more inside knowledge and maybe not so much artificial almost forceful info that you are from zimbabwe. there is nobody in this forum ever done it, nor have i ever met anyone. plus 2 of my african (not from zimbabwe though) friends here in kunming also think it's BS. one told me it's like someone posting a travel review with abit wikipedia help.

anyway, have you found some zimbabwe guanxi, or rip off information on web searches? or are you still looking?

what if i get you one? would you share a drink with me?
i have one friend who is importing and exporting stuff, including food and cosmetics. i am sure he can get hold of a bottle.

oh amarula is not exactly unknown but a weird request for a kunming bar to get and put on the shelf. a rather weird option on the world of alcohol wishlist....of all the options, -to choose an african liquer. while in literally every thread you have to tell us about zimbabwe or africa. there are a lot of real african chaps around to get first hand legit info.

from what i heard amarula is tasty.if i can, i am getting one to try, although not being much of a sweet tooth when it comes to drinks. so thanks napoleon for putting it on the radar. disregarding where you are from.