We are currently looking for an English teacher at our cultural attaché training center in Kilju. The position is available now since our resident foreign teacher tragically had a fatal accident this morning while walking his dog around the nearby nuclear testing facility

The position offers the following benefits:

100 grams of rice a day.
A bicycle not more than 5 years old.
Shared room in the nearby "Kim Jong Il Socialist Excellence Complex".
24 hours cold water.
Reimbursed oxcart fare.

Free Korean classes at "Kilju School of Foreign Language and Reeducation"
No internet.

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime chance to experience wonderful North Korea.

Disclaimer: The government of North Korea and head of state Dear Leader Kim Jong Il can not be held responsible for any cases of death, torture or starvation that might occour while spending time in the Glorious Nation of the D/mocratic People's Republic of Korea. The DPRK reserves the right to assign any or all foreigners living within it's borders to human shield duty in case of international "incidents".

Hope to hear from you soon. Applications can be submitted to WeHaveTheBombHaHa@DPRK.Gov. Feel free to visit our website for further information at www.TheDPRKIsANeverEndingParty.com

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Is it possible to negotiate up to 150 grams of rice per day??

what is this some kind of sick joke?

OK - - I'll settle for 125 grams of rice per day - - if they'll throw in Kim Chi!!

No Kim Chi. It's capitalist food. 100 gram a day and we'll throw in a limited edition print of "The Best of Kim Il-Sung and Kim Jong Ill: Selected speeches 1990-2008". This 1200 page behemoth is a non stop cliffhanger and esential to understanding The Dear Leaders and their Godlike insights into humanity and DPRK communism. Apply today and you'll also recieve Kim Jong Il's coveted 2006 autobiography "Mummy, who does everybody hate me?". Interested? I think so.

Just to nitpick - - the correct title is "Mummy, Why Does Everybody Hate Me?" I believe you can find it at any reputable bookstore.

Read it, loved it.

Packing my bags now to live in the glory land which is Kim Jong II. And man o man those DPRK babes are hot!!!!!

I don't need no stinkin rice. I will live off the wisdom of the great one himself.