From the article
-"Pigs have been at the centre of Chinese culture, cuisine and family life for thousands of years. "-
...Explains some of the manners! lol
-"Pork is the country's essential meat. In Mandarin the word for "meat" and "pork" are the same."-
....Wow what a superior culture, the name for meat and pork is the same!...Is it though? I don't recall it to be the same word 肉 & 猪肉 ?
-"The character for "family" is a pig under a roof."-
...Now it makes sense.
-"The pig is one of the 12 signs of the Chinese zodiac: those born in that year are said to be diligent, sympathetic and generous."-
...sympathetic and generous? In China? ....This China, right?
-" Pigs signify prosperity, fertility and virility. Poems, stories and songs celebrate them. Miniature clay pigs have been found in graves from the Han Dynasty (206BC-220AD)."-
-"Historians think people in southern China were the first in the world to domesticate wild boars, 10,000 years ago."-
....Of course another thing, the Chinese invented! While other prehistoric primates thought: "Wow what a big, stupid, fat, fuggly dog, that is!"...China already gen manipulated all sorts of food.
They ate everything back then, but not wild boars? Hell no! They waited for the Chinese to invent pigs, sitting there on rocks for eons, and then, when China shipped them over with gutter oil and mixian, they went like: "Oh, right! It's a pig, let's get the frying pans out and have a bacon fest!"
Wow, the entire economical future depends on pork, I just found a weak spot for future conflicts, just heat up China to thaw the frozen reserve and drop Tigers to hunt the living pigs. The economy will collapse and..... victory!!!
Holy crap, best story this month. China will fall over the power of cholesterol.