No worries ;-)
This works for us in XiaGuan Dali PSB

Have a look for "bank" : www.blackdragoncafe.com/journal/dali-services/

If you want to move around a lot in Yunnan, you may consider to buy what is called a USB-modem. That's a USB-stick which let you connect to a mobile-phone network. You can either buy a Sim-Card and online time for your USB-stick from China Telecom, or buy Gigabyte packages on a Sim-Card from China Unicom. The deal for China Unicom is, you buy x-amount of Gigabytes for 12 months and you will get the USB-stick for free. I paid 1.200 RMB for 25 Gigabytes / year. Yes, the USB-modem is more expensive than an ADSL at home, but it gives you the choice to use it wherever you want. The USB-stick is competitive as long as you are not downloading tons of data. If you need to, you can still download Gigabytes for free while drinking coffee at Salvadors or the French Cafe ;-)

I had one of these beautiful beasts before, this was a long time ago. And I know a guy in XiaGuan who still owns one of the very few remaining machines. Sadly, you won't get a new license for it any more, unless you are a member of a recognized vintage motorcycle club. Great link, you may also baidu for it. Good luck.

Maybe, my good neighbor Mrs. Yang is not a world-class-dentist, who can tell, - however, if she cannot do the job, she will tell you right away. And if you have known for such a long time that Mrs. Yang is not up to the job, why did you send your wife there for a treatment ? And the chicken story ? Oh my god, this is just a funny story, maybe you will never understand. Take it easy in Dali, it is just a lovely small town, we don't need flames of hate here ...