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101 Good Reasons to live in China

blobbles (958 posts) • 0

33. The food! Despite what most say, if you know where to look and what to order, Chinese restaurant food is sensational!

Will we get to 101? We are 1/3 of the way there...

Chingis (242 posts) • 0

A regular schmuck* can afford to buy** a house*** and pay cash for the whole thing****

*foreign middle- class schmuck
**well, borrow from the government for a period of time.
***apartment
**** In some cities/ towns/ villages

mike4g_air (788 posts) • 0

#34 Quick / fast ..... healthy foods.

#35 Countless business opportunities if one wants to commit to one.

#36 Everything is made here, possible access to product's source.

#37 Absence of "private property" or "no trespassing" signs.

#38 Implementing a new regulations does not require years of bickering from the opposition, in addition to countless "studies".

Example: No more plastic bags.

#39 Not having a suntan is cool....

#40 Your driving skills are most likely above average.

bucko (694 posts) • 0

#42 Never having to say you're sorry

#43 The adddage "If you can't impress them with brilliance...baffle them with bullshit" is well respected here

#44 Even bad jokes go over big

#45 Get out of bed and just walk around outside in your pajamas

#46 Fart with total impunity

#47 Go pee on a tree anywhere

OceanOcean (1193 posts) • 0

#48 (or is that#49?) Woke today to find a 10-piece orchestra playing outside my bedroom window. Where else..??

rejected_goods (349 posts) • 0

if you are a smoker, you could get a fix by breathing in secondhand smoke free anywhere even in a smoke-free area, like in a long distant train and on a train going to tibet with pressurised cabin. great!!!!! for those who are not a smoker, that is........:-(((((

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