I take it this music bar is not a Turkish restaurant.

I took it to be the usual opportunistic carpetbagging.

what this town needs is a hungarian joint. haven't had goulash since dracula was terrifying the ladies in transylvannia.

But, Transylvannia is in Romania, not Hungary.
I never saw any goulash when I was in Transylvannia.

I haven't had a goulash since Buddha was pesting the ladies. Goulash one-upmanship.

So how about the one next to Turtle? I couldn't find it in the listings. Anybody been there? Is it any good? I've stayed away because it's an eatery that specifically caters to drunk people. Can be a bad sign—though not necessarily.