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Apple's smart watch

HFCAMPO (3062 posts) • 0

How sad, to spend all your empty life spewing on GK forums. It must be terrible being all alone and lonely with nothing else to do but look for updates on these forums then getting all worked up when others put sarcastic remarks that you take so personally. Have you watched Mary and Max? I imagine you must be very much like Max? Have you contemplated suicide? I know a guy here in China who does services similar to Dr Kevorkian.

Cheer up - there must be somebody who loves you, maybe NOT!

Dazzer (2813 posts) • 0

have you watched mary mungo and midge. ha ha ha glad to see you stopped playing the insecure card

Magnifico (1981 posts) • 0

these smart watches monitor your heart rate?

i'm sure there's a conspiracy about that just around the corner.

apple sends your heart rate to the insurance companies...

AlexKMG (2387 posts) • 0

@Anonymous Coward. Do they charge per beat?

@Magnifico. Edit the s off https for GoK to show as hyperlink.

Anonymous Coward (329 posts) • 0

How about smart underwear that could measure flatulence? It could tell you all kinds of useful information like how many times a day you cut the cheese, the frequency, chemical composition and dietary advice (so you can tweak the amplitude and aroma to match your lifestyle)...and of course it would have a backdoor so the NSA could get up in your ass. I think "iFart" would be the perfect name for this product.

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